.... well I wouldn't have a tattoo there.....

Snippet of an overheard mobile 'phone conversation in a shopping centre. The mind boggles - who was having the tattoo, and where? and why? Or wouldn't the speaker have a tattoo anywhere? Or was she referring to a particularly disreputable tattoo shop? Or even was someone considering organising a military tattoo in a quiet residential side street? We'll never know. Oh dear, as I've said before, I really must get out more.